G'day, cosmic cuties! Grab a cuppa and let's dive into your December forecast, with a fabulous sneak peek at Pluto's grand entrance into Aquarius. It's time to get starry-eyed and celebrate the season with a dash of astro-sass!
Pluto's move into Aquarius - prepare for a fabulous shakeup that'll have you gagging! Pluto, the sassy planet of transformation, is about to sashay into the quirky realm of Aquarius. This is a transit we haven't seen in ages, so you know it's going to be stellar. Get ready for a collective awakening, a fierce burst of innovation, and more plot twists than a Priscilla Queen of the Desert bus ride!
Sagittarius (22 Nov - 21 Dec)
Adventure awaits, you fabulous archer! The wanderlust is strong this month and you're ready to roam free. Whether you're jetting off to exotic locales or exploring new territory close to home, the world is your runway. Just don't forget to send a postcard to your squad...and maybe leave some fabulous treats out for Santa.
Aries (21 Mar - 19 Apr)
Honey, December is serving you opportunities on a silver platter and you're the guest of honour! Your confidence is stunning, your charm is irresistible, and the universe is practically begging you to work it. Just try not to ruffle too many feathers at the office, sweetie.
Taurus (20 Apr - 20 May)
Taurus, my darling, 'tis the season to treat yourself like the queen you are! The stars are aligning to make all your fabulous fantasies come true. Indulge in some serious pampering, savour those decadent holiday treats (calories don't count in December, honey), and don't be afraid to get a little frisky under the mistletoe.
Gemini (21 May - 21 Jun)
Sleigh those bells, Gemini! Your social life is about to get merrier than a Kylie Minogue Christmas special. Expect invitations galore, scintillating conversations, and maybe even a flirty rendezvous or two under the twinkly lights. Just try not to overcommit yourself, you fabulous social butterfly.
Cancer (22 Jun - 22 Jul)
Darling, your heart is like a cozy, festive nest this month - warm, inviting, and perfect for snuggling up with your nearest and dearest. Embrace the warm and fuzzies, reconnect with loved ones, and don't be afraid to shed a sentimental tear (or twenty). It's called fashion, look it up.
Leo (23 Jul - 22 Aug)
All eyes on you, you fabulous lion! The spotlight's shining bright this December and you're the indisputable star of the show. Whether you're stealing the scene at the office party or leaving everyone in awe at the family gathering, your charisma is absolutely sickening (in the best way, of course). Just remember, sharing is caring - even when it comes to the limelight, gorgeous.
Virgo (23 Aug - 22 Sep)
'Tis the season of giving, Virgo - and you're the ultimate gift! Your practical magic is in high demand this month, whether you're crafting up a storm or masterminding the most fabulous family feast. Just don't forget to carve out some "me" time amidst the festive chaos, darling.
Libra (23 Sep - 22 Oct)
Love is in the air, Libra! Cupids got his sights set on you this December and the romantic vibes are fierce. Whether you're cuddling up with your partner or charming the pants off a potential new beau, your heart is in for a treat. Just try not to get too carried away planning your dream wedding...yet.
Scorpio (23 Oct - 21 Nov)
Ooh la la, Scorpio! December's serving up some seriously spicy energy and you're the main course. Your magnetism is off the charts and potential admirers are powerless to resist your charms. Just be sure to balance the naughty with a little nice - 'tis the season of giving, after all.
Capricorn (22 Dec - 19 Jan)
Sleigh, queen! Decembers got your name written all over it, Capricorn. You're in your element - crushing goals, taking names, and looking stunning while doing it. The stars are aligned for some major boss moves, so don't be afraid to climb to the top of that corporate ladder. Santa's not the only one checking his list twice, after all.
Aquarius (20 Jan - 18 Feb)
Rebel with a Claus, Aquarius! Your freak flag is flying high this month and you're the ringleader of the revolution. Expect flashes of genius, unconventional adventures, and maybe even a visit from a certain transformative planet (wink wink, Pluto). Just remember - even the most independent elf needs a little help from their friends sometimes.
Pisces (19 Feb - 20 Mar )
Oh my, Pisces! Decembers got you feeling more magical than a shimmering Christmas ornament. Your intuition is on point, your dreams are more vivid than a festive drag show, and the universe is showering you with blessings. Embrace the enchantment, spread the good vibes, and don't be surprised if a Christmas miracle or two comes your way. Just remember to keep at least one fabulous fin grounded, darling.