Welcome to April, darlings — where Aries season blazes in like a disco inferno and the universe is cranking the dial to FULL POWER. The cosmos isn't whispering anymore — she’s shouting, strutting, and demanding that you own it, flaunt it, and never apologise for the fabulous force you are.
With Pluto still stirring the pot in Aquarius, it's giving rebellion, reinvention, and rhinestones. Smash the mould, tear up the script, and rewrite your life in bold, technicolour font. We're not here to blend in — we're here to bedazzle reality.
Mercury retrograde? Oh, she's making an appearance — but brief! From March 14 to April 7, expect the usual chaos: delayed texts, missed calls, tech throwing tantrums, and exes crawling back like glitter you can't quite shake off. But fear not — by April 8, Mercury stations direct, and it's all systems GO. That's your cue to sign, launch, and slay with confidence. Until then? Keep it cute, cautious, and triple-check those emails, darling.
April's energy is wild, wicked, and wonderfully extra. So buckle those stilettos, fluff that aura, and strut into your power — the cosmos is your stage, darling, and you were born to perform.
Aries (21 Mar - 19 Apr)
Darling, you explode into April like a confetti cannon of ambition. You’re strutting, conquering, and basically giving everyone life. Mid-month? Oh, the drama! Relationship hiccups need your best soap-opera face — listen, pout, resolve. Work chaos? Please, you turn it into a one-woman show. Coins are clinking, but why not jazz things up with a little financial razzle-dazzle? End April in full mystic glam — intuition = ON POINT.
Taurus (20 Apr - 20 May)
Taurus, it’s time to reinvent and re-slay. You’re having a full-on life audit and darling, the results are fabulous. Office politics? Ignore the petty — serve poise, serve pearls. Love life? Plot twists galore — honesty is your best accessory. Finances? Be the cautious queen. Wrap April in velvet, sparkles, and pure creative bliss. You’re evolving, and baby, it shows.
Gemini (21 May - 21 Jun)
Gemini, you’re giving intellectual icon this month. Quick wit? Check. Career dominance? Double check. You’re juggling projects and suitors like a circus star on espresso. Mid-month romance heats up — share your truth and leave ‘em swooning. Money’s cute, avoid blowing it on rhinestones (unless absolutely necessary). End April in full Yes Mode — adventures await, darling!
Cancer (22 Jun - 22 Jul)
Cancer, you’re feeling moody but make it fashion. April’s got you in your feelings — journalling, reflecting, possibly crying in couture. Work needs closure, not chaos — wrap it up with flair. Romance? Deliciously emotional. Love’s calling — pick up in silk gloves. Cash flow? Keep it classy, not splashy. End April hugged by your inner circle — cue emotional ovation.
Leo (23 Jul - 22 Aug)
Lights! Camera! Leo! April’s your stage and darling, you OWN it. Career’s popping — now’s the time to strut and stun. Romance is steamy — free Leos, prepare to slay hearts. Taken? Spice things UP. Finances are smooth, sprinkle in some savvy spending. End April plotting world domination — in heels, naturally.
Virgo (23 Aug - 22 Sep)
Virgo, you’re a precision queen and April bows before you. Career brilliance? Served. Praise? Received. Love life? Time to share that soft, gooey centre — someone’s ready for the real you. Unexpected cash? Yes please, with interest. End the month feeding your brain with glam and glitter — detail is your superpower, darling.
Libra (23 Sep - 22 Oct)
Balance? Please, you are the balance — with rhinestones. Career’s soaring, thanks to your velvet-glove diplomacy. Love life is giving romantic renaissance — listen, flirt, repeat. Finances? Budgeting but make it fashion. End April in your creative boudoir — paint, sing, be art. You’re the zodiac’s chic peacekeeper and we live for it.
Scorpio (23 Oct - 21 Nov)
Scorpio, it’s transformation time — and you’re serving phoenix rising realness. Work challenges? You eat them for brunch. Love? Deep, dark, and delicious — spill the tea, claim the prize. Money? Tighten those purse strings, darling. Wrap April by reinventing yourself in full drama queen mode. Future? Conquered.
Sagittarius (22 Nov - 21 Dec)
April’s your personal runway to adventure. Work’s a whirlwind — you’re thriving, not surviving. Romance is a spicy rollercoaster — hang on and enjoy the ride. Money’s stable — then boom, surprise coins! End April chasing dreams in stilettos, fuelled by glitter and gut instinct. You were born for this.
Capricorn (22 Dec - 19 Jan)
Capricorn, April’s got you building empires in heels. Career rewards? Rolling in. Your work ethic? Unstoppable. Relationships need real talk — no time for passive-aggressive nonsense. Finances are solid gold — but darling, no wild spending sprees. End the month plotting your next power move, dripping in boss energy.
Aquarius (20 Jan - 18 Feb)
Aquarius, April’s a creative supernova and you’re the centre of the galaxy. New projects? Sign you up. Challenges? Please, you’re iconic under pressure. Romance is deep — someone’s into your quirks. Money’s cute, side hustle time? Maybe. End April weird, wonderful, and utterly unstoppable.
Pisces (19 Feb - 20 Mar )
Pisces, you’re floating through April in full ethereal diva mode. Work’s a dreamscape — and you’re the visionary-in-chief. Love? Heartfelt and dramatic — Oscar-worthy romance. Finances? Glamorous restraint. Wrap April in sequins and soul-searching — you’re the zodiac’s dreamy darling, lighting up the world with cosmic charm.